Bookstore Farts

A nearby Borders is going out of business and offering 20% off... that's like $2.50 off of your average book.... Look at this line!!! For $2.50!!!


Looking around, I found the silliest children's book. I would have bought it if it wasn't for the line... When you open it up, it has lots of animals running for the toilet. When you get to the back, you lift a flap and the book makes a hysterical farting sound. It's great. I think it should be a staple book in everyone's bathroom. =)